Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2006
Transcript:
"Yeah...What do you want?" Joe's Roastery "Uhh, Rat...May I have a word with you?" "What is it?" "Listen...You need to start being friendlier with customers...and smile more...This is supposed to be a happy place." "Yeah...What do you want?" "Forget it...Just forget it." "I am so @!#$% happy it's hard to believe."
Whatever drug he’s taking, I want some.