Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2006
Transcript:
Danny Donkey "Hello, ma'am...May I interest you in a talking 'Danny Donkey' doll?...It's for kids of all ages." "Well, I have a young kid...What's it say?" "Cute l'il things, like 'I love hugs', and 'I love puppies'...Pull the cord and see for yourself..." puuull "I drink beer to forget my problems. I drink beer to forget my problems." "We're getting that fixed!" "Dude, am I loaded! Dude, am I loaded!"
Translated, the quotes read “I forgot my question after drinking beer” and “Dude, I’m going to install it!”