Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 01, 2006

Transcript:

"...And the shelling continued today with no apparent end in-" *click* "...Fired two test missiles into-" *click* "...The plot, to blow up ten commercial flights between-" *click* "...Has vowed to destroy the nation of-" *click* "...May be within three years of developing a nuclear-" *click* "Hope you brought beer." End o' the World Box