Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2006
December 27, 2006
December 29, 2006
Transcript:
"Can I help you, sir?" "Yes. I need a gun. My neighbor bothers me and I'd like to pop him in the rear a couple of times." WALMARTOPIALAND GUNS "Sir... I can't sell a gun to someone who tells me that they're gonna 'pop' their neighbor in the rear 'a couple of times.'" "Fine. I take it back... I shall only shoot him once." "...Curse these liberal gun laws."
Not very realistic .. in fact they will happily sell guns to anyone