Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2006
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December 30, 2006
Transcript:
"Can I help you, sir?" "Yes. I'd like a gun so I can pop my neighbor in the rear................. ...He bothers me." "Sir, I can't-" "Okay, stop right there, you Dennis Kucinich-loving liberal... I hold in my hands a copy of the second amendment to out constitution, which states as follows, 'It shall be the right of all Americans to shoot their neighbor in the @##.'" "He didn't fall for it."
Seems to me that most of the carrying gunnies I know have looks and other mannerisms that intimidate more than aim for social harmony.
I absolutely know that if i were assaulted a civic-minded gun owner would step in and save me. (fingers crossed behind back)Most of the ones I’ve met aren’t very tough at all. I’ve tried a couple. They couldn’t fight. Deskbound computer jockeys should have some experience for social approval for gun carry…in my opinion. Yeah, I know: I read the Constitution quite bit, always have. We don’t agree. If you’re a foofy doofus I don’t think you should drive a car, have access to alcohol, nor be allowed to carry. You dilute the brand.
Most of the gunnies I know are a disgrace to guns and the men who know what they are for.