Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2006

Transcript:

"Can I help you, sir?" "Yes, I'd like to buy a gun to shoot............. ...birds! ....Geese, to be exact." WALMARTOPIALAND GUNS<br."Okay, fine... There is, however, a five-day waiting period to-" "What?!? I can't wait that long!! I'm mad <I>now</i> at my stupid............... goose... he's been a bad..... goose... ...real bad...." "He's on to me."