Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2007
Transcript:
"Can I help you?" "Hi. We're the Deaths. We just moved in next door... just wanted to say hiya." "Arf arf" "Heeey, welcome, welcome... y'know, if you have any questions or concerns, feel free to ask." "Well, we do have one." "What's that?" "How safe is the neighborhood?"
@danman1979 Piers Anthony’s Incarnations of Immortality and, to a lesser extent, Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, sort of answer this question.