Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2007
May 16, 2007
May 18, 2007
Transcript:
Rat and Pig get new neighbors, the Deaths. "Gosh, Mr. Death, I sure appreciate your showing me your new house..." "Oh, no problem, Pig... but call me 'Death.'" RIIIIING RIIIIING "Oh. Okay, I will... hey, excuse me for a minute..." "Hello?" "Pig, it's me, Rat... you're s'posed to be mowing the lawn. Where are you?" "I'm at Death's door." "Nice try."
This stuff is literally way too funny. I was reading this when I defenatly should have been studying, and LOLed. Now I’m gonna get in trouble…