Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2008
July 02, 2008
July 04, 2008
Transcript:
Zebra: I hear you got a job writing epitaphs. Rat: Yes, but it's hard to sum up a person's life respectfully in just a few lines. Here, look at one I just did... "Here layeth Bob, who never got a job. But don't be sad, be sunny. He's done leeching your money." Zebra: I don't think I'll hire you. Rat: Hey...does anything rhyme with "drunken hobo"?
Buy an oboe?