Transcript:
Pig: I heard you got a job writing epitaphs for people's tombstones.
Rat: Yeah...this one's tough though. 'Cause the guy didn't seem to do a lot.
Pig: Let me see.
"He lived. He died. We barely cried."
Pig: Quite a tribute.
Rat: Hey. It rhymes.
epitaph? more like epithet!