Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2008
Transcript:
Rat: What if you get into heaven and find yourself surrounded by perky people? Goat: Perky people? Rat: Yeah, you know, the kind of idiots who insist on talking to you when you first get into work in the morning. Goat: I don't know. It's heaven. I assume there's something that prevents that from happening. Rat: Perky people go to hell. Goat: Why do I even - Rat: ADIOS, YOU SMILING LITTLE GOONS!!
Guys, guys….. Here, in 2020, things are so bad that Rat’s evil deeds seem minuscule in comparison.