Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2008

Transcript:

Crocodile: Hey, son. Whuh you reading? Larry the Croc: 'Romeo and Juliet'...it's for my English class. Crocodile: Oh, yeah? Read me leetle bit. Larry the Croc: 'Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet. If e'er thou wast thyself and these woes thine, thou and these woes were all for Rosaline'. Crocodile: Dis might be gud time drop out of school.