Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "All rise. Rat, the honorable judge of the universe, is now presiding, with a judgment on the most pressing issue of our age." Goat says, "What now?" Rat says, "I hereby decree that anyone gaining thirty or more pounds must - and I mean must- update their 'Facebook' photo." Goat says, "That's the most pressing issue of our age?" Rat says, "It's very annoying." Pig says, "Will there be prison time involved?!?"
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