Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "I, the honorable Rat, judge of the universe, hereby release my list of 'the top seven things whose appeal I do not get'?" 7. Pro wrestling 6. Conversing with people 5. Opera 4. Office birthday parties 3. Non-alcoholic beer 2. Non-alcoholic beer Rat says, "And the number one thing whose appeal I do not get..." Stephan says, "You mind?" Guard Duck says, "'Pea Before Swine'?" Pig says, "I don't like the sound of that."