Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2010
June 25, 2010
June 27, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "I have founded an opera company." Goat says, "You?... Who do you have that can sing opera?" Rat says, "Nobody." Goat says, "Then what do you have?" Rat says, "A fat guy dressed funny." Rat says, "It's ninety percent of the battle."
Opera:where a fat man gets stabbed and starts singing instead of screaming and bleeding.