Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2011
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Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I've started a new line of greeting cards called 'True Feelings'... This one's a birthday card for older people. Pig: SuhWEET! It's my uncle's birthday and I can give it to him... Let me hear it! Rat: 'Kudos to you on the long life you've led. It's quite a surprise I thought you were dead.' Pig: Maybe I'll just buy him socks.
I made it a haiku
Big Kudos to you
On the long life you have led
I thought you were dead