Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2011
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Transcript:
Zebra: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I've started a new line of greeting cards called 'True Feelings'... This one's for people who've just had a baby. Zebra: Hey, let's hear it. My brother just had a kid. Maybe you can save me a trip to the store. Rat: 'I hear there's a baby that you're introducing. All I can say, dude, is stop reproducing.' Zebra: I really don't mind going to the store.
He should make a valentine’s day card that reads “I feel nothing”