Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2011

Oh pig, it might last more than 4 hours…

@morgueritem – but will pig be able to ? Just asking ..

He kinda went at that bass-ackwards. Is that Piggy style?Soooo-eeeey!(Yes, I am thoroughly ashamed of myself.)

look out, pigita!

That’s going to be hard to explain.

Buckle your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!!! The ribaldry will flow like a raging river from which there is no Deliverance.

Omega — to provide fodder for a cartoon, silly!

Meanwhile, looks like Pig’s gonna be up unexpectedly early.And late.

For once, Pig just might be a match for Pigita.

Thanks, Arianne, I now have the music from Deliverance in my head. Not quite the thing for Sunday morning!!

Is there a doctor in the house?!

Does the thing even work on pigs?

So if you take Viagra do you……become a member in good standing…..oh that was so goooood.

Right. Because every erection must be satisfied and one orgasm is all it’ll take to cure the problem. And rape is funny. Give unto me a break.

Not good.

Up until now I wasn’t sure if Pig was anatomically correct.

Well, it does assist with ‘seed planting’!

Yes… and Pig will be an “ex-spurt” when he’s done with the viagra…

Boy, I can’t wait to see tomorrow’s strip…

That’s not appropriate ODDBALL that could cause kids to think bad things…I’m just joshin’ ya

Is Goat asking for the check because he’s embarassed, or because he doesn’t want to be around when the viagra kicks in?

I think Pig could use a stiff drink…

I figure the “Vi” in Viagra is from the Latin “vir” meaning “man”. Agra is a city in India, containing the Taj Mahal, which is a monument built by Shah Jahan in memory of his favorite wife. It is the greatest erection ever put up by a man for a woman.

Pig will be makin’ bacon, come the dawn. (Shameless recidivist, that’s me.)

oh my god he actually sneaked viagra into the comics page!

Frank… I was just thinking the same thing! That Pastis really gets away with a lot! Good for him!

Great comments…good strip, too…

There was the guy that spent all his money on Viagra and complained about being hard up for the rest of the month.

this little piggy had (bleep)

Democrat – from demonic rat.

Republican – from Rep (a salesman), pub (a place for the purchase of intoxicating liquor), li(e) – to be prone, can – toilet, so salesman that gets drunk and falls flat out on the toilet.

Independent – equivalent to the English phrase “Johnny No-Mates”

In his books Stephan sometimes prints letters from angry readers who are offended by his strip. I can’t wait to see the letters this one generates.

Hahahahahaha, LOL.

xxx

Pig really made a boner this time.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷This might finally put Pigita in a good mood. If she’s not home, Pig can always go “see Alice” (Cialis).

I always call Philly the city of brotherly shove.

Man! Pastis! Convolute! I wish I was rat, with a bat, to go upside your head (cartoon wise of course)!!!!!

I believe I was in that diner when that occurred :)

“‘Numb’ is when you can’t really feel, and then ‘brr,’ is what you say when you’re cold, so I’m going to say that ‘number’ is someone who can’t feel when they’re cold.”

Also, I shudder to think of the Rule 34 images this will inspire…

P-I-G: The lovemaking machine!!

Hope he doesn’t OD. Hate to see Pig die. Especially since he’d have to have an open-casket funeral.

You know, I don’t recall ever seeing a boner joke on Family Circus…

I like the stories about the fellow who got a pill stuck in his throat—now he has a stiff neck—and the gang who hijacked a truck full of a Viagra shipment. THe cops are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. . . .++++The problem with Pig’s plan is that he’s gonna spend a few months watching grass grow. . . .

It does enable you to plow your partner’s garden.

Pathetic that we live in a society in which men have to take a pill to obtain an erection. If your penis isn’t working the way in which it was designed naturally, then you have some serious mental issues and should be working on that instead of popping a pill in order to ejaculate your emotions into some female. And, any female who allows her partner to do so is either in porn or truly lacking in the self worth department. God Bless America!

I was working at customer service for a certain web site and a site member wrote in to complain about another member’s user name (which was also his email address). The part that the complainant objected to was the domain name, which was VIAGRAFIX.com. We had to write and tell her that even though she was offended, we couldn’t just change his user name since email addresses were allowable (although not exactly advised) for use as a user name. The kicker was that it was not “Viagra-Fix”, as she had read it, but instead “Via-Grafix” and he was a graphic artist.

Ooh…my ooba kanoobsas!

Kind of strange that some guy just leaves his Viagra sitting on the table at a diner. O_o

Pig is reading “The Inquired”, I think.