Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2011
November 05, 2011
November 07, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. What's the matter with you? Pig: I'm exhausted. I just can't sleep at night. Goat: I used to have that problem, too. For me, it was all about the oppressive silence of the room. Pig: Me, too! It scares me. Then I can't sleep. Goat: Yeah. What fixed it for me was to just have some white noise in the background. Pig: That works. Goat: It did for me. Pig: I'll try it! White people: Foooore!! Sell my shares! Sell! Lawn care!! Lawn care!! Lawn care!! James! My slippers! Polka polka polka polka. Pig: My whites are too noisy.
I assume they all have the last name “White”, but I have no idea who they are. Unless I’m wrong, and it’s a race joke.