Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. What's the matter with you? Pig: I'm exhausted. I just can't sleep at night. Goat: I used to have that problem, too. For me, it was all about the oppressive silence of the room. Pig: Me, too! It scares me. Then I can't sleep. Goat: Yeah. What fixed it for me was to just have some white noise in the background. Pig: That works. Goat: It did for me. Pig: I'll try it! White people: Foooore!! Sell my shares! Sell! Lawn care!! Lawn care!! Lawn care!! James! My slippers! Polka polka polka polka. Pig: My whites are too noisy.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Love it!
doc white about 13 years ago
Try Lawerance Welk,it always put me to sleep.
dataweaver about 13 years ago
what’s with all of those racist stereotypes??? (j/k)
killacowinWA about 13 years ago
I assume they all have the last name “White”, but I have no idea who they are. Unless I’m wrong, and it’s a race joke.
theLazyCartoonist about 13 years ago
Oh.. so THAT’S why you’re not supposed to have crackers in bed!
debuggingdevice about 13 years ago
I don’t get it, Pastis! Pig runs around all day, naked as a jaybird, and then when he goes to sleep, he puts on his jammies??? What’s up with that?
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Where did Pig hire White Noise, the all-white accordion, garden shears, and golf club band? And on such short notice! Maybe they don’t get many bookings….P.S. Good question debuggingdevice!
phuhknees about 13 years ago
I prefer the brown noise myself…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
I did take it as stereotypical middle class white folks.
After all, you stereotype pigs and rats, don’t you? Can’t they do the same?
As for the PJ’s — hey, it’s cold at night.
tigre1 about 13 years ago
Just once I gotta borrow some kid’s car with HUGE speakers and drive slow through a suburb or housing playing polka LOUD…of course if you did it three times you’d start a fad…and THEN where would we be?
50 Cent doing “Beer Barrel Polka”?
ldavis18 about 13 years ago
…so maybe Pig should make his room more dark? :-)
Collo Rosso about 13 years ago
And, where is Betty Whitt. She’d put that pig to sleep with a football blitz!
dukeallen about 13 years ago
Racist! I’m calling the NAAWP!
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
White males are the one racial group that it’s apparently still ok to make fun of. Besides, it’s not racism if you’re making fun of your own kind.
joylion about 13 years ago
Lol poor pig! That’s the wrong white noise! ;D
patsysutcliffe Premium Member about 13 years ago
that brings up some disturbing images.
abaffuto about 13 years ago
I think that pigs rabbit slippers are the closest I’ve seen to any Pearls characters wearing shoes. And on a side note I suppose it isn’t quite as racially charged if you are making fun of your own demographic as previously mentioned. Does anyone else think that Pastis is conducting his own little social experiment with this strip?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
conspicuously missing from those noisy white people are some noisy rednecks screaming at the tv when pro ‘rasslin’ is on
Lee Stanley about 13 years ago
Racist !!! LOL
Snoopy_Fan about 13 years ago
“No, Pig… Just turn on a fan. The noise will lull you to sleep in no time!”
Let’s see what Pastis does with THAT! :-)
finale about 13 years ago
Fiddy sent doin’ da’ Beer Barrel Polka:
’Yo, mah man roll dat barrellRoll dat barrell of mickey malt liqourWe be part-ee till da man come down on us
Number Three about 13 years ago
Awwwwwww, Don’t worry Pig..
Nothing can wake up me when I’m exercising the Z’s.
LOL xxx
Blossoming about 13 years ago
I think it was all getting cued in with the phrase: “oppressive silence…”. Then, Pig thought, “you’re right! It IS getting oppressive in my bedroom! That’s why I can’t settle down to sleep!” I mean, obviously… :P
ballerinaluvzeebas about 13 years ago
:D
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Weird — they’re talking about white noise that puts people to sleep, and I don’t see Rush Limbaugh anywhere.
bigbaldjohn about 13 years ago
Love it! Of course, looking at it, I’m assuming that they all came out of Binkley’s anxiety closet.
Gokie5 about 13 years ago
Exoticdoc2,my daughter’s family in Wisconsin had a white lawn man for awhile. Come to think of it, my husband and I have a white lawn man in Florida – the one before him, who retired, was white also. We live in an integrated neighborhood, and would hire an African American lawn man (or woman) with no problem, if our present one left. Anyhow, I thought this strip’s punch line was laugh-out-loud funny.
Gokie5 about 13 years ago
. . . and none of our lawn-care people have been “illegals,” and all were Caucasian.
ReaderLady about 13 years ago
I never thought Pig as racist before, just dumb. Oh, wait…
lin4869 about 13 years ago
I’m “white” and I didn’t find this offensive. Lawncare people in this midwest area are usually white. I don’t believe Stephan had any intent to offend.
Michelle Morris about 13 years ago
Let’s not forget that Pig takes things very literally,guys!
morgandmoore about 13 years ago
Jack Dolph = killing it.
starbase502 about 13 years ago
Racist Comic! Racism isn’t a joke no matter what race you make fun of! Shame on you Pastis!
starbase502 about 13 years ago
Stephen Pastis is a Bigot!
Frostspanner about 13 years ago
After goat mentioned white noise, I was hoping for a punchline involving Don Delillo’s novel, but I suppose that would be too esoteric for Pig.
garfieldfan2222 about 13 years ago
There is only one race: the human race! Nobody seems to get that today! It is wrong to treat people differently based on skin color, and believe me, racism spews from the mouths of people of all skin colors: white, black, yellow, red, brown, blue, etc. (kidding about the blue, but I’m just making a point.)
Regarding this comic, it’s kinda funny. Not one of his funnier jokes, but it is typical Pig (taking things literally). But you just know that if it had been a joke like BLACKground noise, there would be some thin-skinned whimp somewhere screaming about how racist the comic was. The double standard of today’s politically correct society is so stupid!
bmonk about 13 years ago
I think he needs to launder his whites. With more bleach.
starlilies about 13 years ago
Gotta love the puns! LOL
comic ferret about 13 years ago
hilarious!!!!
Trisha_Evenstar about 13 years ago
dies laughing
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy over 6 years ago
Polka music? I think rather then putting people to sleep, it put people jumping off of buildings.
Patrick_Star over 1 year ago
Wow, I’m amazed Pastis got away with this in 2011.