Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2012
Transcript:
Burt: Whuh you doing, Bob? Bob: Neighbahood no safe. Someone hunting crocs wid blow dart. Burt: No one hunt us. We fierce. We top of food chain. Bob: Gud point, Burt. Stand up. Yell something. Little Zebra: Nailed the loud one. Burt: AHHHHHH! Me got boo boo! Me got boo boo!
bloodstar over 12 years ago
First comment ever! But I’m liking Zebra’s son protecting his dad. Not that he needs it.
zero over 12 years ago
Careful kid, you’ll put out an eye with that thing. One won’t be enough, make sure you do them all…
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Looks like Junior here has the good point!
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hey, the squeaky wheel …….
Varnes over 12 years ago
It must be fun for Bob to see somebody else get it for a change….
boreas2 over 12 years ago
zeebra must be so proud!
jeff_e over 12 years ago
A stunningly clever move by Bob.
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
Pastis must have a relative named Burt.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Plaid better look out. Croc’s kid might do some payback.
Bucky95 over 12 years ago
Zebra should have gotten this kid a LONG time ago.
boreas2 over 12 years ago
i hope he keeps it!
finale over 12 years ago
LGD soon on the scene with currare for the darts?
LostInPhilly89 over 12 years ago
Ah, family bonding. It kinda chokes you up, doesn’t it?
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Luckily for the crocs, Chrysler has decided to bring back the Dodge Dart.
corzak over 12 years ago
Use a bang stick to finish him off, Junior.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Yup. That’s how it’s done. Smart game-playing kids nail the loud ones out there over the horizon…with drones.
Meanwhile we aim to drain the swamp. That’s basically the whole game, right there. Pastis rules.
BobSpelledBackwards over 12 years ago
Burt so smart. He know that by making lots of noise he draw attention away from other crocks. Learn to duck Burt!!
bmonk over 12 years ago
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye gets a dart in the butt.
++++
Does this make Bob the butt of their jokes??
acesover over 12 years ago
Only in Florida.
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
As all hope was dying for the tragedy-fraught zera herd, a mysterious hero appeared, with plaid upon his fur and a vengeance in his heart…now, the crocs are truly screwed.
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I can’t help but wonder if any of the other Pearls characters have children that they don’t know about. I’d like to see Maura return with a surprise for Guard Duck.
bmonk over 12 years ago
By the way: I didn’t realize, until I saw the strip in the Sunday comics, that Plaid was not just Black and White. He has red and green—wherever they came from.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Awwwwwwwwww!
LOL LOL xxx
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
“Me got boo boo”?! And you call yourself the top of the food chain? Whiney little wimp! You’re a disgrace to croc-hood! Now get out there and do some predatory stuff![signed] Coach Bob (crouching still, behind hedge. Bob no fool.)
Aslan Balaur over 12 years ago
I think I like that kid!
Moose56842 over 12 years ago
Where can you get a blow gun? I want one!
Bill Chapman over 12 years ago
I’m waiting(actually cringing) in fear of the potential sinday(oops, a pun!) pun-strip involving a bag-pipe…
lakita_lover over 12 years ago
I like this kid.
pam Miner over 12 years ago
Plaid is cute.
Zebrails over 12 years ago
Zebra dad isn’t really showing expression… If Plaid was to wipe out the croks, what would be left of the strip? The lions seem to have taken, not only a back seat, but have resorted to taking up residence in the trunk, well out of view for… a long time.
bignatefan45 over 12 years ago
Croc: me use to hunt zeeba naybah. den me took dart to body.
XtremePearls over 12 years ago
LETS GO PLAID!!! LETS GO PLAID!!!
Ωmega about 4 years ago
i like the little dude