Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2012
March 06, 2012
March 08, 2012
Transcript:
Croc: Why are you still campaigning against Newt Gingrich, Dad? Larry: Becuss amphibians beegest liars ever. One day dey has gills. One day dey has lungs. Dey like evil magicians. Croc: Dad... stop... This Newt's a human. I brought a photo of him. See... what do you think? Larry: Dat amphibian learn grown human head. Croc: No. Larry: Guy probblee laying eggs een swamp right now.
I just newt this wasn’t going to end.