Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2012

this comic is so hard to read sometimes…. but im still a fan

SNERK!!!

lol, lol! I’ve had more and more ‘discussions’ like this in the last few years. If you don’t like the facts, make up your own!“We Fabricate. You Repeat.”

All we need is a president called newt. sigh…….

No newt is good newt.

I just newt this wasn’t going to end.

Eggs? Please no more Newts…

Newt has been laying something on us that’s normally found in swamps, but it’s not eggs.

Well, I dunno…. Newt did kinda lay an egg in the primary.

“An” sometimes he “fibian.”In fact sometimes he downright lion.

Doesn’t this remind you of the TV show “V”??? LOL

As long as we’re into reptile prejudices, I wonder how the crocs feel about alligators. Are they insulted when people get them confused?

can’t efts grow back limbs?

Time for Newt to crawl back under his rock.

I’m not so sure about amphibians, but most politicians seem to me like evil magicians…. Larry should listen to Junior, however, who presents as being of the smart side of the family.

yes, Lary. yes he is.

This country doesn’t need to be Newtered……

What the eft?

I totally believe the last line of this strip. Totally.

That last panel is CLASSIC!

Forgot to add the old line to that. if a snake had ears.

Dang, someone already made a Georgia reference! I’ve got to get up earlier.

The scary thing is, the kid’s dad is right!

What, no references to baseball handwear?

Where’s the witch?? She turned him into a Newt and he didn’t get better…

Las nite dat newt claimed he be tortoise. Mebbe he reptile after all!

Newt’s a boy! Boys don’t lay eggs.

This is a first! Larry and I are in perfect agreement!!!

Baaaahaaahaaahaaahaahaahaaaa!

ROFL!!

By my Newt Estimate, he’s four hairs past his time for Apocalypse…

LOL! Love this!

Frankly, I don’t give a fig for Newt.

On those rare occasions when an idea does manage to make its way into Larry’s thick skull it just seems to take up residence and never leave.

For all those making Georgia and Newt jokes-

Anyone want to house a Georgian not dumb enough to vote for him? Any other state is fine…

Well, this certainly might explain a lot.

Who new’t that there would be so many puns in this comment section.

I recall that Steve Allen had a newt he named “Minow.” It was a play on words for Newton Minow, then the chairman of the FCC who referred to tv as “a vast wasteland.”

I think Newt lays his eggs wherever they drop, and always in public. He’s an out front amphibian.

What happened to the thoughts in the old strip where he thought newts were cute and wanted to be “Newter”. Which had some awkward consequences. :P

I have a newt. His name is Tiny.Why?Because he’s my newt!

He’s probably looking for his 4th wife.

Aw thanks, Mechanic.

@ LogicalDuck : Excellent!!!

@ eddie6192 : Ans.= Newtin’.

Think any of them are related to Rockne?

For once I might agree with Dad.

NO U VOTE HEEM!

He should have done one against Mitt Romney.