Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2012

i used to think that rat was a Norwegian Brown rat but now i know he’s pure american.

There ain’t no johns in Heaven, that’s why we do it here. . ..

In Heaven, there is no beer.That’s why we drink it here.

like romney’s dog?

MY ICON IS WEARING DIAPERS (8<{|}

Well, thatnicecollegeguy finally got his answer.

What’s the estimated maximum beer capacity of an adult diaper?It depends…

Can’t drink any more,still i have a diper.

Ah what bliss, to be a rat and p—-.

Rat!! At least wait for the diaper!

As far as I know, those things have to have a seat in them for a baby to be able to sit in them. Which means Rat needs to still get up to put on the adult diapers Pig just brought him.

The roadrunners will be envious.

TMI, Rat, TMI !

@thatcollegeguy: you called it yesterday!

I’m glad there was no fourth panel today. And no smell-o-vision. Ewww, gross!

Rat has always been full of %#*$.

Somebody called the diaper yesterday didn’t they? "Hey, what does Rat smell like?……..Depends……..

Replaying Steve Martin in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”………….“May I go to the bathroom?”

How will this work out for Rat? Guess it just depends.

Well, let’s see. Diapers and a stroller. Well, I suppose he could go full baby, but that would be fetish. You don’t want to take it to the fetish level.

Homer Simpson once invented a chair with a built in toilet.

This would be a very good time for Pig’s sister Farina, whom Rat loves, to come by for a visit. Or maybe that female rat who worked at the Christmas tree lot; he had the hots for her too.

You go, rat.

I hope Rat has a license to drive that thing.

Hey, maybe I can install some holes in the arms of my office chair, some Depends, and I’ll never have to go home.On second thought, nevermind.

Pastis being Pastis, I think that this storyline will involve bombs under baby walkers.

Urethra going to use that diaper now or urine deep doo doo.

my beer walker has an external catheter (fun to put on,too!)

why, oh why? just hire a servant.

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