Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2012
May 05, 2012
May 07, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Neighbor Willy! Want to fly to mars? Willy: Can't. Have to study. Pig: Why? Willy: I need a 4.6 G.P.A. Pig: What for? Willy: To get into a top-tier, ivy league school. Where, if I work really hard, I can get a degree and then a six-figure job. Where, if I work even harder, I can make a lot of money for many years. Which, if everything goes right, will allow me to retire comfortably at 65. Pig: Then what? Willy: Then maybe I'll have a couple years left before I die.
Is a 4.6 possible? I thought 4.0 was top.