Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2012
May 06, 2012
May 08, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Well, Goat. I'm off... I joined 'Toastmasters International' and have my first meeting. Goat: Good for you, Pig. Are you going to improve your public speaking skills. Pig: It appears there's been a misunderstanding.
True story: As a kid, I once discovered that you can get a loaf and a half of Wonder bread into one slot of a toaster if you stuff it in one slice at a time. My parents also discovered something; it was time to get a new toaster.