Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2012
June 14, 2012
June 16, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Do you have any aspirations in life? Rat: I am a realist. And as a realist, I mock the lofty aspirations of other and maintain for myself but one simple goal. Goat: Which is what? Rat: To be so great that when I die, the world ends. Goat: Try humility. Rat: In the race for greatness, humility is a but a booby prize.
Sing along with Sherlock: “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble… when you’re perfect in every way…”