Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Dad's on the roof dressed as Mary Poppins. I think he wants to fly into Zebra's yard. Crocodile mom: Please, son... Even your idiot dad knows Mary Poppins couldn't really fly. Larry the croc: SupercalifrAAAAHHHHHHHH Crocodile mom: Close the drapes, son. Larry the croc: Chim chiminy @*@#
chireef over 12 years ago
next he will try the Chitty Chitty bang bang car
margueritem over 12 years ago
Has she thought of divorce?
einarbt7 over 12 years ago
Painfully funny.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Sigh. What else could Patty expect? In fact, why did she ever marry Larry? (Junior, you shouldn’t be reading these Comments!)
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
I wonder if he took a spoonful of sugar before he went down?
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
Hope Larry don’t ever watch a James Bond movie…he might want to be a nought nought spy.
eddie6192 over 12 years ago
And another one bites the dust.
Zebrails over 12 years ago
If there ever was a spin-off, “The Croc-Shop For Naught”But, then again, ya gotta have SOME dry humour to make the Croc’ follies look hilarious!
finkd over 12 years ago
But Dick Van Dyke never cursed like that(then again, we never saw the out takes from that movie, did we ? ).
jmartin1955 over 12 years ago
Julie Andrews looks different somehow
ArfArf88 over 12 years ago
I’m surprised he’s able to maintain a butt first falling position.Must be the drag from the umbrella.
finale over 12 years ago
“Eave of Destruction”
tazz555 over 12 years ago
I give him an A for effor….but a F for being such an idiot
meowgirl over 12 years ago
Anyone think Larry is a Cat disguised at a croc? He seems to have more lives than the average Croc.
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
Patty doesn’t know her idiot husband very well yet. but Larry’s outfit is supercalafraglisticexpaldous (I have no idea if that is spelled right).
boreas2 over 12 years ago
hes lucky he didnt fly
or he woudlve ended up like Shary Bobbins
route66paul over 12 years ago
I think that a croc’s butt is in a different place.
SpasticusMaxzmus over 12 years ago
Hilarious !
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
Makes a better Banshee!
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s curtains for Larry.
I Go Pogo over 12 years ago
Can’t you just see Pastis, sitting around his dorm room swilling beer with his buds and saying, “One day I’m gonna draw a picture of a crocodile dressed like Mary Poppins holding an umbrella and jumping off a roof…and it will run in the Washington Post”
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
One day, Elton John saw a crocodile fall like a rock. Not only did this inspire a new song, but the fact that the croc was in drag inspired a whole new wardrobe.
Dex_N_FX over 12 years ago
should have hired Dumbo
Brandywine0419 over 12 years ago
absolutely love 2nd panel, roflmbo
Number Three over 12 years ago
Really, Dad? Swearing in front of your infant son?
LOL LOL. I like the 2nd Panel too.
xxx
Casey Southards over 12 years ago
She gives Larry to much credit.
Firebird67 over 12 years ago
Seriously, Patti?
How many readers of this strip would even considering starting a sentence with “Even Larry isn’t dumb enough to …”
joegeethree over 12 years ago
He just missed it by (this) much!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
the Mrs is rockin that new ’doo
fairy589 over 12 years ago
This is the best comic ever. Hilarious hahaha
AStarofDestiny over 12 years ago
That last panel make coffee come out my nose. The comments here made me aspirate it.
Fentroll over 12 years ago
Too FUNNY! instant favorite.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Seriously, anyone with even half a brain instead of the 1/64 of a brain Larry and the members of Zeeba Zeeba Eeta have would have known full well Larry was that much of an idiot. I think Patty was being hopeful as she lied to herself about how smart her husband is.
thewhatifguy over 12 years ago
He should take a leaf out of Snuffles book. Become Hellicroc with a hand grenade.
librarymom over 12 years ago
@naturally_easySpoonful of bath salts is more like it.
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
PBSherm almost 6 years ago
That was supercalifragilisticexpialidociously stupid.
NErDysprosium over 5 years ago
SupercaliSPLATalisticexpialidocious,
Even though the sound of SPLAT is something quite atrocious.
If you go SPLAT loud enough you’ll always sound precocious,
SupercaliSPLATalisticexpialidocious!
Pig111 over 4 years ago
Chim chimminy &#
Best line of Mary popping EVER
trynet over 2 years ago
“Chim chimminy my a**e”
Priceless!