Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2012

Lest I repeat myself, my Grandfather used to say: “Hang a white tissue from the end of your nose so that we know your brain has surrendered.”

Hornhead? he COMPLETELY ran out

the first one should have been on Rat’s head

So, Rat, the only non-idiot is you?

Idiots really do get in the way. I’m lookin’ at you Cheney…..

Here’s your sign…

Sadly the one who really needs it, needs every single one of them, isn’t wearing one because he placed them on all there. Rat, the biggest idiot of all.

If it’s any consolation, Pig—there are so many Number Ones in the room! I am somewhat surprised that Rat has not yet been chased by a lynch-mob.

I think Rat is the epitome of Neal Boortz or visa versa. LOL

Give it up, Rat. They’ve got your number.

No, that’s Rat. Rat’s a Number 2 head.

Sadly, you did not put a “Post Idiot” on Goat.

And I guess Rat is right, HOW CAN YOU STILL HAVE A “Post Idiot” AND NOT TAKE IT OFF YOU’RE HEAD…….Really, sigh.

Or, instead of a number, you could just give them a Nobel Peace Prize.

Rat was last seen running for his life, being chased by an angry mob (with torches). More details at 11.

Where is Sarge (from Beetle Bailey) when we need him to leave Rat in a crumpled heap?

Where is Rat’s post it?

Wonder what number Goat would be?

Rat is a big NUMBER ONE without fail!

Poor Pig.

xxx

Got a couple of one’s at work. Time to stock up in Post-its.

Rat just needs one post-idiot…for himself. Just avoid Rat and everyone can be happy.

If Rat doesn’t start running, he might get “marked” with an actual wooden post. Don’t ask how.

Wow. Rat is actually making some good points.

Don’t look now, but Step might owe Bill Engvall a royalty….“Here’s your sign!”

Then again, if none of these people are idiots, why don’t they just take the notes off their heads? Come to that, why did they sit still and let a rat touch them in the first place?

I love ‘hornhead’.

Idiots have warning marks on them. They are called tattoos.

Never a good ideas to insult the chef….for obvious reasons.

I’m out of post-its too.

i’ll have 10000000000000 post-its on the double please

it’s a cartoon….i can’t believe the world we live in is so serious and takes everything literally….come on,,,,laugh

pig has a number 2 on his forehead in the second to last panel.