Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2012
October 08, 2012
October 10, 2012
Transcript:
Man 1: Listen, G.D., yesterday you advised some caller to shoot any dinner guest who arrived too early, and you just can't say stuff like that. Guard Duck: Understood, sir. Man 1: Great... Maybe you can address that on the air today. Guard Duck: Of course, sir. Man 2: On air in three... Two... Guard Duck: Folks, yesterday I advised a caller to shoot any dinner guest who arrived two hours early... And that was wrong. SHoot just over their heads. Man 1: Station break! Guard Duck's etiquette program
Why does duck always have to shoot people