Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2012

Dear Abby recommends that you keep the drawbridge over the moat up until it’s time.

warning shot across the brow

Well, make up your mind.

@ rf_eq: The first shot is a warning to the next person.

Don’t cave in to corporate censorship, Li’l Guard Duck! Just give that Station Manager/Program Director guy a 10-count to get out of your studio or else….

Fire a warning shot across the bow… er I mean over their heads. If they presist in remaining until the time their expected to arrive then shoot them in the head. At least that’s the message one gets from Guard Duck.

That is one Duck who needs to be stuffed inside a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Li’l Guard Duck must be feeling the spirit of the day. For him, that is giving peace a chance.

Censorship.

TrustedMech — Ooog! And a finely-tuned groan.

Sponsored by NRA and Remington.

I just love the whole idea of making Ducks and Kittens the evil ones in this strip. The last 2 animals you expect to be violent. Just perfect.

Just high enough to give the guest an inverse mohawk.

That is Priceless!

I think Guard Duck is getting a lot like Rat.

Are they best friends?

LOL xxx

Only shoot them in the knee if they ask for ketchup with that.

never go target shootin’ at a place called The Third Eye.

easy solution to the ignorant guest: come to the door bareass nekkid “carrying” the chicken by the neck hole, and ask them to come back in two hours.

I’ve seen him call in an airstrike on his neighbor’s house. Can’t remember what the offense was, bad color or something.

No shooting the guests!

Use the land mines! That’s what they are for!

What does Mr Buttinski Station Manager WANT, anyway?

i met stephan today!

“We don’t look for trouble, but by God if we’re in itIt’s good to know we’re free to thrownine hundred rounds a minute…”

Why does duck always have to shoot people