Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Listen, G.D., you really need to tone down the violent stuff. We can't have the host of an etiquette program be a 'shoot first, ask questions later' kinda guy. Guard Duck: I'm not, sir. Man: How do you figure? Guard DucK: I don't ask questions later. Man: I don't think we're reaching him. Guard Duck: Now 'shoot first,' sure.
shot first then make him apologize… worked for Chaney