Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Listen, G.D., you really need to tone down the violent stuff. We can't have the host of an etiquette program be a 'shoot first, ask questions later' kinda guy. Guard Duck: I'm not, sir. Man: How do you figure? Guard DucK: I don't ask questions later. Man: I don't think we're reaching him. Guard Duck: Now 'shoot first,' sure.
ILoveYoutube about 12 years ago
So, shoot; don’t ask questions!!!
rf_eq about 12 years ago
greedo didn’t shoot first and you see what happened to him
chireef about 12 years ago
shot first then make him apologize… worked for Chaney
HogFan about 12 years ago
If you shoot well enough, their is no need for questions!
firedome about 12 years ago
i think guard duck follows rush…
el8 about 12 years ago
Shoot first, then shoot again, then shoot some more. Survivors will be shot.
hawgowar about 12 years ago
My kind of guard duck.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Guard Duck’s philosophy has the attraction that it works, as long as you don’t run out of ammunition. He’s a practical duck, a survivor. Can’t say the same for the big-haired boss with the mysterious fading [in panel 3] tie….
Bilan about 12 years ago
You should shoot first and ask questions later.Are you dead yet?
Hillbillyman about 12 years ago
As in Viet Nam we kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out.
knight1192a about 12 years ago
You know that whole shoot firt ask question’s later thing never made much sense to me since the majority of the shoot first group seem to shoot until those they might ask questions of are not only dead but hamburg. Guard Duck has it right, his victims are pretty much ya need tweezers to find enough of them to fill a matchbox once he gets done so why bother asking questions later.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Maybe GD could demonstrate good etiquette by saying “Sorry” after he shot someone…or saying “Eat lead, please” before firing. Just suggestions.
Stormrider2112 about 12 years ago
This may be my favorite Guard Duck strip ever! I think I might have a new motto :)
jmartin1955 about 12 years ago
Guard Duck and I think alike.
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 12 years ago
When you use the heavy weaponry GD uses, there is nothing left to ask questions of.
Number Three about 12 years ago
I would love to listen to Guard Duck’s show.
But I wouldn’t like to be a caller!
xxx
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
Guard Duck shoots first, last, and in between.
tigre1again about 12 years ago
Fire, Ready, Aim, Fire. Repeat. Oh…and hit the ground ASAP. People standing up will be targets.
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
GD should be DT. Domestic Terrorist.
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Listen to what John Wayne once said about this on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In:·WAV file
dfowensby about 12 years ago
“pearls before swine?” gems from ducks! the most popular sign around: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
K M about 12 years ago
He shoots, he scores!!
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I <3 Guard Duck.