Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2012

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    ILoveYoutube  about 12 years ago

    So, shoot; don’t ask questions!!!

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    rf_eq  about 12 years ago

    greedo didn’t shoot first and you see what happened to him

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    chireef  about 12 years ago

    shot first then make him apologize… worked for Chaney

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    HogFan  about 12 years ago

    If you shoot well enough, their is no need for questions!

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    firedome  about 12 years ago

    i think guard duck follows rush…

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    el8  about 12 years ago

    Shoot first, then shoot again, then shoot some more. Survivors will be shot.

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    hawgowar  about 12 years ago

    My kind of guard duck.

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    Sisyphos  about 12 years ago

    Guard Duck’s philosophy has the attraction that it works, as long as you don’t run out of ammunition. He’s a practical duck, a survivor. Can’t say the same for the big-haired boss with the mysterious fading [in panel 3] tie….

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    Bilan  about 12 years ago

    You should shoot first and ask questions later.Are you dead yet?

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    Hillbillyman  about 12 years ago

    As in Viet Nam we kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out.

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    knight1192a  about 12 years ago

    You know that whole shoot firt ask question’s later thing never made much sense to me since the majority of the shoot first group seem to shoot until those they might ask questions of are not only dead but hamburg. Guard Duck has it right, his victims are pretty much ya need tweezers to find enough of them to fill a matchbox once he gets done so why bother asking questions later.

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    Maybe GD could demonstrate good etiquette by saying “Sorry” after he shot someone…or saying “Eat lead, please” before firing. Just suggestions.

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    Stormrider2112  about 12 years ago

    This may be my favorite Guard Duck strip ever! I think I might have a new motto :)

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    jmartin1955  about 12 years ago

    Guard Duck and I think alike.

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    When you use the heavy weaponry GD uses, there is nothing left to ask questions of.

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    Number Three  about 12 years ago

    I would love to listen to Guard Duck’s show.

    But I wouldn’t like to be a caller!

    xxx

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    hariseldon59  about 12 years ago

    Guard Duck shoots first, last, and in between.

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    tigre1again  about 12 years ago

    Fire, Ready, Aim, Fire. Repeat. Oh…and hit the ground ASAP. People standing up will be targets.

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    Rickapolis  about 12 years ago

    GD should be DT. Domestic Terrorist.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 12 years ago

    Listen to what John Wayne once said about this on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In:·WAV file

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    dfowensby  about 12 years ago

    “pearls before swine?” gems from ducks! the most popular sign around: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

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    K M  about 12 years ago

    He shoots, he scores!!

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    KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I <3 Guard Duck.

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