Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2012
October 20, 2012
October 22, 2012
Transcript:
"Clear recent call." *click* "Delete chat history." *click* "Clear browser history." *click* "Delete all texts." *click* "Erase everything bad you've ever done in your life." *click* Rat: Smartphones just get better and better.
I need that smartphone