Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 27, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: ...And I couldn't believe my mom said that... Rat: ...That's too bad. Goat: It was so rude... Rat: I hear you. Goat: You know, Rat, I have to say, you've been a lot more empathetic lately. Why is that? Rat: Because I've written down the phrases 'that's too bad,' 'I hear you,' and 'I know how you feel' on this little piece of paper and I randomly spew one out every time you pause. Goat: I hate your pointed little face. Rat: I know how your feel.
Rat is my idol.