Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 26, 2012
November 25, 2012
November 27, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Yo, neighbor Bob. How goes it? Neighbor: Not good. I'm trying to buy a sari for my indian girlfriend, but I can't find any. So the saleswoman is checking in the storeroom for me. Saleswoman: Well... I'm afraid we don't have any. Neighbor: None at all ? Saleswoman: No sari, Bob. Rat: Apologize for your lameness. Pastis: I'm sari.
The saleslady’s line would have worked slightly better had he been looking for an open carriage.
“No surrey Bob.”
Still not stellar.
But oh well… when it comes to bad puns…I’ll take what I can get.