Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2013
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Transcript:
Crocodile mom: Hey, son, do you know where your dad is? All I see is a trail of water and bones. Crocodile son: The killer dolphins! Crocodile mom: The killer dolphins?? Son, for dad to let a killer dolphin into this house, it would have to have on the greatest disguise ever... ONe that totally hid the fact that it was a dolphin. Crocodile mom: That would do it. Crocodile son: Ahhhhhh
He can’t really be dead now. Can he? That would defy Newton’s Second Law of Cartoons.