Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2013

how stupid can the crocs get???

0_0 Uh-oh…

At first, I was thinking she must not know her husband very well…but as it turns out, she does!

THE HORROR!!!

Wouldn’t that have to be little stick bones? I mean, really, where did those bones come from….his head?

He can’t really be dead now. Can he? That would defy Newton’s Second Law of Cartoons.

Wow, how positive and uplifting this is.

Bilan, come on,Dude, Bob dies all the time…

Um, are we sure that’s just water? Might want to get out the Febreeze….

Banock Omaba strikes again!

Pearls characters died before…

I am sure Larry the croc will survive in some quirky manner. Maybe the killer dolphins will have been distracted by a Bob or two, giving Larry a chance to escape….

Plot twist. As I said a few days ago, Larry is among he list of verbotene characters to put on the death list. So either what we have here is Larry ate one of the killer Dolphins or Larry introduced the Dolphin to a bucket f the Colonel’s best.

The bones are probably chicken wings. The Croc corrupted the Dolphin into getting delivery

Either they are going to cut the dolphins to get him out or get a new father.

Oh, woe is us! Larry, apparently, is no more.

How are there even any crocs left?

Didn’t they kill off the Killer Whale?

Or maybe, just maybe, Bob struck it rich with the Killer dolphins. Yummy tuna filets?

“MOTHER OF MERCY…IS THIS THE END…OF LARRY?”

Larry either…1. Isn’t really dead, and some other croc was eaten there.2. Ate the killer dolphin (and it’s the dolphins bones we see).3. Is dead, and his wife will have to find a smarter croc husband4. Is dead, but will ‘un-die’, like countless Bob’s before him.What do you think is most likely?

But did they whistle any Enya songs?

CSI: PBS. Day 1. Trying to re articulate bones found on floor into anatomical diagram of Larry. Focusing on areas 4, 5 and 13.

I just love those dolphins…

lol that sad

Yep. That costume did it for me!Never would have recognized them

Goodbye Larry.

Oh, no! Not Larry. He’s my favorite (well, except maybe for Rat). My hope is that he bought the dolphin off with one of his boxes of KFC (thus explaining the bones).

I didn’t even recognize the floor for that wily disguise!

Yeah, the crocs keep coming back no matter how many times they die. Does Pastis have croc clones? Or, are they croc zombies?? That would explain why they aren’t too bright…

It’s no Phantom of the Opera but good enough for Larry

Hmm, this was strange. The Pearls strip in my local paper in Nebraska, the Lincoln Journal Star, is different than here on GoComics. I came here because I didn’t understand the one in the paper :P. I wondered if this happened to anyone else?

Bob will be back, he’s just temporarily dead.

Pastis has more Bobs than Winky has spleens.

Come on, if the dolphin wore a piece of paper that said “not a dolphin” and taped it to his chest. Larry would be fooled

I’m sure that those are chicken bones on the floor, and Junior’s chicken dad is still alive.

Larry wil be back, though he may be feeling pooped.

im surprised the killer whale didnt show up yet i thought the killer dolphin would end up eaten by the killer whale you know the one that died and………..undied

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No! No! No! Not Larry!

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