Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 19, 2013
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Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat. I've decided to become a superhero. My super power will be a whip that can do anything... Even perform miracles! Goat: Good for you, Pig. Where you gonna find a whip like that? You know, 'Miracle Whip' doesn't actually contain a miracle whip. Pig: Nuts. More white goop.
I don’t care what it is, why go beyond salt and pepper? Spreads and sauces are fattening…OK, I’ll give you mooseturd and Catch Up, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go….