Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2013
February 04, 2013
February 06, 2013
Transcript:
Lemming 1: Well, guys, this is it... Time to jump off this mountain and end our miserable lives forever... What's the view like from up there? Lemming 2: To die for. Lemming 1: Let's keep things serious, Bob.
Lemmings became the subject of a popular misconception that they commit mass suicide when they migrate. It is not a mass suicide, but the result of their migratory behavior. Driven by strong biological urges, some species of lemmings may migrate in large groups when population density becomes too great. Lemmings can swim and may choose to cross a body of water in search of a new habitat. In such cases, many may drown if the body of water is so wide as to stretch their physical capability to the limit. This fact, combined with the unexplained fluctuations in the population of Norwegian lemmings, gave rise to the misconception.9
Lemmings’ Leap is relatively spacious; so why are these lemmings standing one upon another’s shoulders instead of one behind/beside another?A) Because it’s a cartoon and it looks funnier that way;B) Because they’re lemmings and it looks funnier that way;C) Because they’re an acrobatic act fleeing in desperation from Cirque du Soleil, and it looks funnier that way;D) Because that Bob is an awfully bossy fellow and insists on being top dog—err, top lemming.Or, the ever-popular Pastis Choice, E), it’s easier to draw that way.
9 2% of lemmings who were recently surveyed said they are strong swimmers but, not having invented the compass, often lose their way when crossing large bodies of water and out of sight of land. Of course, given these conditions many people consider it suicidal, or at least highly risky behavior, to attempt to navigate large bodies of water.
I tried to get one of the “not’s” out of the next-to-last sentence, above, after posting it, but the Power that Be’s wouldn’t let me (again). I’d say take out the first one.
two lemmings fell into a large vat of buttermilk… one lemming gave up and drown. The other lemming, seeing this, laughed it’s head off… and died, too. Lemming put it this whey!
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Mt. Wherever you are gives certain life.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Yeah, Bob, this is deadly serious.
firedome over 11 years ago
thank you again, mr. p.
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
LEMMINGS DON’T COMMIT SUICIDE. THAT’S AN URBAN MYTH!
firedome over 11 years ago
all this talk about lemmings has made me thirsty for a glass of lemmingade…
el8 over 11 years ago
When life hands you lemmings…
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
SORSE: Wickapdia
Lemmings became the subject of a popular misconception that they commit mass suicide when they migrate. It is not a mass suicide, but the result of their migratory behavior. Driven by strong biological urges, some species of lemmings may migrate in large groups when population density becomes too great. Lemmings can swim and may choose to cross a body of water in search of a new habitat. In such cases, many may drown if the body of water is so wide as to stretch their physical capability to the limit. This fact, combined with the unexplained fluctuations in the population of Norwegian lemmings, gave rise to the misconception.9
corzak over 11 years ago
People who deny lemming suicide need to go jump off a cliff.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, science aside, I know why these lemmings are committing suicide.
They’re just dying to be in a comic strip.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Meanwhile…you think debunking the tales about lemming suicide will “prove” that Pearls Before Swine isn’t “realistic?”
LOL!! Guess you missed the talking pig and rat.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Rerturn of the Lemmings. Or maybe we should call them the Refusings cause they refuse to follow lemming nature and commit mass suicide.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Lemmings’ Leap is relatively spacious; so why are these lemmings standing one upon another’s shoulders instead of one behind/beside another?A) Because it’s a cartoon and it looks funnier that way;B) Because they’re lemmings and it looks funnier that way;C) Because they’re an acrobatic act fleeing in desperation from Cirque du Soleil, and it looks funnier that way;D) Because that Bob is an awfully bossy fellow and insists on being top dog—err, top lemming.Or, the ever-popular Pastis Choice, E), it’s easier to draw that way.
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
Anyone remember the video game around 1990? It was really cute.
unnormal over 11 years ago
At PBS there seems to be a disadvantage associated with the name “Bob”.
rshive over 11 years ago
Good ole Bob. Always ready with a laugh.
mbreed184 over 11 years ago
So he can see the bitter end!
cork over 11 years ago
Lemming explain it to you…
bethy85 over 11 years ago
hehehehe great way to deal with someone like that
finale over 11 years ago
Edgy humour.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Is it possible that these characters are ’49ers fans?!? Quoth the RAVENS, never more!!
rwhoolery over 11 years ago
THIS IS A REPEAT!
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
They’re jumping into hot fudge sauce – death by chocolate. It’s not suicide, it’s addiction. Mmmmm…
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
9 2% of lemmings who were recently surveyed said they are strong swimmers but, not having invented the compass, often lose their way when crossing large bodies of water and out of sight of land. Of course, given these conditions many people consider it suicidal, or at least highly risky behavior, to attempt to navigate large bodies of water.
SAINT12345 over 11 years ago
Lemmings follow Karl Rove
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
OOOO, I love cliffhangers . . . . ☻
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Bob won’t drown, he’ll…….bob.
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
Early front runner for best strip of the year. Hilarious.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
even under duress, let’s maintain our sense of humor, OK?
islefan5 over 11 years ago
@ Bruno Zeigerts
Funny isn’t it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake. Bye for now, keep your teeth clean.
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 11 years ago
I have some sons that your comment brings to mind. But—as long as there is life, there is hope.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
I tried to get one of the “not’s” out of the next-to-last sentence, above, after posting it, but the Power that Be’s wouldn’t let me (again). I’d say take out the first one.
angusdad over 11 years ago
Why yes, I will have lemming with my tea
Altar_Ego over 11 years ago
And here I thought Lemmings and other furry citrus grew on trees…
burleigh2 over 11 years ago
What is up with naming characters Bob that either will die or may commit suicide? :-s
TileComics over 11 years ago
Isn’t “Bob” the neighbor’s name? How many Bob characters are in Pearls?
GerardoDreadful over 11 years ago
Disney and its silly wild life documentaries are the ones to blame for this silly myth.
Zebrails over 11 years ago
two lemmings fell into a large vat of buttermilk… one lemming gave up and drown. The other lemming, seeing this, laughed it’s head off… and died, too. Lemming put it this whey!
BillTheC over 11 years ago
1 – Bob is to PBS as Ted is to Dilbert.2 – Bob is to PBS as Ensign SoonToDie is to Star Trek.Or vice versa.
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Suicidal lemmings leave little tiny “good-bye” notes?
Lamberger over 11 years ago
Are Lemming Denyers also non-PC?
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
The puns in these comments are nonpareil!
Hank The Sock over 11 years ago
Hahaha only Pearls humor is perfect humor! :D
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
If you’re not the top lemming, the view never changes.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Who wrote the sign?
Queron Truthsayer over 11 years ago
Lemming Chicken…
Lobster with butter and Lemming sauce…
Caedmon The Great almost 4 years ago
I vote more Lemmings strips