Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Goat: I find it so hard to figure out who I can trust in life and who I can't. Rat: I don't. I have a foolproof test. Goat: What's that? Rat: I never trust a person who uses the word 'implement'. They are always lying. Goat: So much for my resume. Rat: Let me guess. You implemented change.
You should never trust a man with a mustache; he might not give it back.