Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2013

Probably…

Not to mention that most PSRs are lies too.

You should never trust a man with a mustache; he might not give it back.

actually, I think, once again, Rat may be on to something!!

Rat doesn’t trust himself?

Did Rat mean, people who use implement as a verb?

He probably doesn’t trust people who nitpick the semantics of comics, either. I’ll just grab my eating implements and have breakfast now.

Why does Rat have to make it so complicated? Just never trust anyone.

Was hoping rat would of stayed down for a while after being hit in the head with the book. Better luck next time.

Goat, you KNOW you can’t trust Rat. Don’t you? … Of course, Pig isn’t smart enough even to figure that out.

“Facilitate” is the word I don’t trust. Too pretentious.

“Foolproof test”…that rodent is just the fool to prove it!

I don’t trust people who use the word “Foolproof” There are too many fools out there to make ANYTHING “foolproof”

I think we all saw that coming.

Hope and change have been implemented and we go forward from here just like the lemmings.

But what if you worked for John Deere ?

We can implement these comments to facilitate foolproof hope!

Awesome. You commenters really synergized today.

Rat is talking about Al-obama!Maybe. But sure he’s not talking about Bush. The only 3 syllable word Bush knows is nuclear.

Goat implemented his resume to show that he’s a “results oriented team player” who “maximized his business unit’s strategic market positioning”.

Never trust a Rat…

Especially not THIS one!

xxx

Ooops!

The litmus test for me is people who “feel” instead of “think.” Or people who cite “litmus tests.”

Thumbs up if you’re going to buy Stephan’s new book Timmy Failure!

Why do I get the feeling that Rat is about to impact Goat?

if I were goat, i wouldn’t trust rat.

love this strip, miss ellie elephant

I like this test.

I dislike the phrase “think outside the box”. If one needs to go to a seminar to be taught this, they will probably never “think outside the box”. It is difficult to change the way adults think.

I don’t trust anyone who says the word “the”. They’re all liars, me included.

For once, I agree with Rat.

“trust”— last refuge of the masochist… who’s implementing whom, anyway?

I also have a foolproof test. If someone is talking, they’re probably lying.