Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: What are you up to, Rat? Rat: Neighbor Bob borrowed my shovel without asking, so I'm going on the internet to research possible legal remedies. Goat: The internet? I thought you guys gave up internet access because the bill was too expensive. Rat: I'm stealing Bob's wi-fi. Goat: That might be hypocritical. Rat: It's not the same if it's floating in the air.
Tomorrow Rat will attach several weather balloons to a Lamborghini.