Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2013
March 29, 2013
March 31, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Armando! Armando! I figured out why all you armadillos get run over! Armando: Really? Why? Goat: Because when a huge 18-wheeler is coming, you get scare and jump a foot off the ground, causing you to get hit by the truck's bumper. So do you see how you can fix that? Armando: Jump higher. Goat: Maybe you're not meant to live.
Ironically, the last thing a lot of armadillos see is the word DODGE.