Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2013
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Okay, boys, I've lined up a game against an opponent that I think is beatable. Pig: Why are they beatable? Lemming: Because at halftime we have to jump off a cliff. Pig: That should help. Lemming: It's why you don't see a lot of lemmings in the NBA.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Is one of them named Meadowlark Lemming?
finale over 11 years ago
I smell forfeit.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Understandable.
zero over 11 years ago
The NBA Lemmings are in the seats. . ..
corzak over 11 years ago
Lemmings always try a fadeaway jumper at the halftime buzzer.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Now, that’s a halftime show I’d pay to see!
PICTO over 11 years ago
Their games are all cliff hangers….
bigbadpete over 11 years ago
@SherlockWatson,
Hilarious! Ah the good old days of the Harlem Globe Trotters….
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
At least no one can say lemmings can’t jump.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Which cliff? Montgomery? Robertson?
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Their beatable because of the heli-kitty and Air Pig.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Geez, the Grand Canyon Lemmings only scored 2 points per half. This is easy.
doctorwhomedia over 11 years ago
Sigh… those guys are worse than the armadillo… :(
stupid2me over 11 years ago
and doctorwhomedia is worse then the pig!!!
evilstepqueen over 11 years ago
@SherlockWatson I was thinking the exact same thing, then I became very sad that not many people would know who he is anymore…aww…
singlefemalelaywer over 11 years ago
Maybe they’ll have Cliff Bars for sale in the concessions……
Five boys over 11 years ago
@sherlock Watson haha
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
But it looks like they have a lot of height.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Awwwwwww!
xxx
barister over 11 years ago
If Mr. Snuffles had his way, they wouldn’t need a cliff. Whoop there it is!!!!… and of course, the cat looks cute and innocent.
Burnout70s over 11 years ago
it’s another myth Lemings dont jump off cliffs in droves, sorry
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
we gots lots of Beavers and Ducks in Oregon though!
Ambydextrous over 11 years ago
Wanna bet?
alantain over 1 year ago
You might want to take up golf or tennis. Or any sport that requires little round things.