Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2013
August 11, 2013
August 13, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: I don't like the family in the comic strip "Hi and Lois." I want to beat one of them up. Goat: Who do you want to beat up? Rat: I want to get the dad. Goat: You want to get Hi? Hey! What the??? Rat: I am so darn clever.
aardvarkseyes over 11 years ago
The Comics Police aren’t arresting him for making a pun; they’re arresting him for making a drug reference. (Yes, it happens to be a pun, but still…) Note that nobody was taken away for threatening violence…
margueritem over 11 years ago
So darn rotten, I’d say.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Ask your two female friends if they got something with “got any, Mary, Juana?”
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
The Comic Police are kinda behind the times, as MJ is not treated as a serious offense in most venues now. Maybe Rat bribed them to take down Goat. I won’t be surprised.
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
Not as good as Pig’s ‘controlled sub stance’, but pretty good!
cdgar over 11 years ago
Good one Rat!
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
dave ees no HEER, man
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
O_O XD
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
do be careful in this country. cops are becoming overly aggressive. killing dogs. tasing people and congratulating if the victim dies. raiding people’s houses if they have gardens, because a tomato plant and marijuana are the same thing. punching a mentally disabled teen while held down in the face. arresting people when buying bottled water, because polish spring is the same as vodka. arresting a stroke victim, for not responding to commands. and, many of the internal investigations are justify the actions. “acting appropriately” is their justification.
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
Very funny.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Exactly how “Hi” did Steph become to get this “Lo(is)”?!?
flashnzoom over 11 years ago
As usual Rat took the low road and Goat took the Hi Road
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Rat had a plot plant . . . ☻
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
What a bunch of THC (Totally Harsh Comments) Doesn’t Pig know the ComicCops are everywhere? They’re a two-dimensional branch of the NSA. (National Snooping Agency)Oops, can I say “NSA” here? If I’m not back tomorrow…
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
Very cleaver, Rat…
Scott S over 11 years ago
“Puns! Never explain, never apologize!” – Dogbert
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Alexikakos said: “Greet your friend, John at the airport with “Hi, Jack!”-
Josh Lyons: Brutis Thornapple made the dumb mistake saying it at an airport in The Born Loser 41 years ago! Yes, I remember it well!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Today the police arrested Paris for suspicion of getting high. Film at eleven.
einarbt over 11 years ago
Good one. Has Goat got three strikes against him yet?
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
JoeyCooler777 over 11 years ago
Aren’t they arresting the wrong guy?(not that that is on heard of for the police) I mean, Rat was the one who wanted to get Hi.
rat’s insurance counselor almost 5 years ago
one of my favorites