Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2013
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August 31, 2013
Transcript:
Man 1: Hey, dude... let's go see this "Great Moments with Mr. Washington." Man 2: Yo, bro... is he one of those mechanical figures like Lincoln? George Washington: Yo, bro. Like, no. Man 2: Dude, he looks almost real. Man 1: Poke him and see. George Washington: Poke me and I kick you in the oompa loompas. Rat: George, George... ace presidential.
Most pennies are circulated more than 2.5 times, so they pay for themselves.