Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2013

Better be careful, guys; those buckles on his shoes could do serious damage to your Lincoln Logs.

Rat, the dollar bill is the lowest common denominator, after all… remember what I was trying to pull at the bar the other day?

Wow! These are a week in front of my dad’s ‘news’ paper!

Beer x George = Fight.

Geez! Now there are two ex-presidents wandering around known as George W.

be nice george! if you are i will give u a cookie1 :D

I’ve got a North Carolina note for five cents hanging on the wall of my study.

George is direct and honest. These two modern punks aren’t used to that. Rat, you can’t erase the Generational Divide…..

Washington & beer go together:http://beerhistory.com/library/holdings/washingtonrecipe.shtml

A brilliant merger of two story lines. Funny

What’s Zeeba Zeeba Eata doing during this Beerland routine??

Why do I hear Christopher Walken’s voice when I read George’s replies?

George……they have Secret Service to do that now.If you can get them away from the hookers and booze.

I really think Washington would wear socks when he is out in public.

Most pennies are circulated more than 2.5 times, so they pay for themselves.

Oompa Loompas?? Is that what they’re called nowadays?

Monroe would have giving it a big thumbs up.

A couple of strips ago ‘ol Georgie was trying to pick up women in a dive bar with a dollar… How the mighty have fallen. He’s almost down there with Clinton…

For once… Rat has decent advice.

LOL xxx

ok, I’m losing interest here. Where are the crocs??

Presidential? Hit ’em with a drone strike.

Better watch those oompa loompas, George.

Oh cripes, let’s not get into a political debate. A drunk George Washington just threatened to kick a couple of guys in their private parts…Can’t we just enjoy that?

what about Thomas Jefferson.. when he attacked the Pirates without authorisation?