Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2014
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January 14, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: I think we have to start tying down our garbage lids at night. Rat: How come? Pig: Because we've got some animal going through our trash again. Rat: What is it this time? Dogs? Cats? Raccoons? Elephant: No one ever suspects elephants.
Old joke::Q. How can you tell when there’s an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?:A. By his footprints in the cheesecake.