Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 14, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: Oh no, Rat, look... whatever little creature has been getting into our garbage cans is not getting out kitchen at night. Rat: How is it getting in here without us hearing it? Elephant: I tiptoe a lot.
Julius Marx once shot an elephant in his pajamas. How did the elephant get into Julius’ pajamas, we’ll never knew.